Four Down Territory: Dear Carson…

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Dear Carson,

Before we get started please know that this is coming from a place of concern. I wouldn’t be writing this if you weren’t worth it. This wouldn’t see the light of day if you were someone like Ben DiNucci.

This is a labor of love.

Okay?

Bruh, WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!

Seriously, help us understand. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

https://twitter.com/CutlerWoke/status/1323119172243628050

You lead the league with sixteen turnovers. Every week you’re making decisions that have us wondering if you should be in the concussion protocol.

You’re regressing.

Your starting to be mentioned with the worst of the worst.

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Jameis Winston. Let that marinate.

Let’s be clear; I’m not on the bench Carson train (please ignore my tweets from Sunday night, I was knee deep in a bottle of red). I still beleive you’re the leader of this franchise.

It’s obvious that something is wrong with you and Doug. His playcalling is atrocious and, until Sunday night, your receiving corps was one of the worst in the league. The offensive line is in shambles, too. Everything that could have gone wrong outside of you getting hurt has happened.

That’s still not an excuse, thought. You’re have too much talent to be playing this poorly.

See, you do this thing. You play horribly for most of the game then make a spectacular play. Something only you very few others can even attempt.

That’s the 2017 Carson. That’s the guy who can be MVP. He’s still in there, I know it.

There are reports going around that since DeFilippo and Reich left you’ve ignored coaching. You’re going back to old habits and ignoring Press and Doug.

Stop it. For all of our sakes.

Look, we’re still rooting for you. Well, those of us who weren’t on the Foles train. They’re now rocking Hurts’ jerseys.

It’s simple; just play within the framework of the offense and this team will be fine. Learn will the play is over and, most importantly: THROW THE BALL AWAY!

Signed,

Eagles fans that are tired of having multiple heart attacks on Sunday.

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