There aren’t words to describe how disrespectful it is to snatch someone’s chain once let alone twice.
It’s Allen Iverson stepping over Tyronn Lue, backpeddling, pushing him on the ground, stepping over him again, then laughing in his face on the other end.
It’s like when teams don’t block the backside end because they know they are lazy and won’t chase a run on the other side.
This would lead to a top-ten Cam quote of all time.
Patriots QB Cam Newton on the postgame scuffle with Miami, and it appears we have ourselves another attempted chain snatching here. Also, on Christian Wilkins …
"You have to realize who you're talking to. … I realized I was talking to a person that's known for doing splits." pic.twitter.com/mBzbhSogl3
“I got two of ’em.” Put that in Cam’s hieroglyphic font and hang it in the hall of fame TODAY.
Let the record show that Cam is talking about Christian Wilkins, the former Clemson tiger that’s famously known for doing splits after the national championship game in 2017.
Translation: “Yeah, we tried to snatch his chain but failed. You got us.”
If this is the new Dolphins/Patriots rivalry then they can play each other all sixteen games.
Chain snatching protocols for those crazy enough to try.
Make sure the chain you are attempting to snatch isn’t attached to someone who has that heat on them.
Make sure the chain you are attempting to snatch isn’t attached to someone who is with a person or group of people that have that heat on them.
When snatching the chain make sure you have a tight grip. Pull down quickly and with force. The goal is to remove the chain in one piece.
Be prepared to fight or run like hell beforehand; you cannont freeze after the action has started.
Don’t be outnumbered. That won’t end well.
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